this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago

A dildo, OUTRAGEOUS! Bring the fainting bed!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I've heard people say "the BBC".

I've heard people say "BBC News".

Ive never heard anyone say "the BBC News".

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and that cock isn't even black.

[–] [email protected] 141 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

What's the point of having a Horga'hn if you don't display it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Nothing wrong with it but still embarrassing

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

In the search for a mate, it's important to set certain expectations early on.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Definitely. What kind of animal stores a dildo on their bookshelf. You’re supposed to keep it safely tucked inside yourself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

At ALL times!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

A BWC on BBC.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The only negative thing I see there is Brian's rather backwards moralist judgement.

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 11 months ago (13 children)

What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i

[–] [email protected] 103 points 11 months ago (9 children)

Having sex toys in a professional setting is... Unprofessional.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Depends on the profession...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Depends on the profession...

[–] [email protected] 48 points 11 months ago

Unless the profession is porn lol

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