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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Projection? Must be that time of day for republicans again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

That’s the face of a man who hasn’t shit in weeks.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

He's projecting...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Every single accusation is an admission.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Pot/Kettle black…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

So saith the chief rook on the board

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

this fucking fascist projection is so goddamn infuriating. FUCK THESE PIECES OF SHIT, they don't deserve a second of fresh american air

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

To be fair his projection quota is way down and he is risking losing his GOP platinum membership card. The the hypo isn't going to crisy itself.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

So how long are we going to let an entire political party straight up gaslight and project?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

When another party comes along that's made up entirely of different people, I think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Don't forget obstruct. You can't spell GOP without it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

As long as their constituents vote for them.

Unless you want to throw democracy completely out the window... and that's not going to be a win for us, dawg.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah well they already did. I'm tired of pretending like they aren't traitors tbh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Nobody is arguing with that tho

[–] [email protected] 51 points 7 months ago

Gaslight Obstruct Project

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

"Accusses Biden of what he is actually doing"

[–] [email protected] 86 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Every accusation is an admission, example #3,237,621.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What are the chances that Abbott is also gay?

I'd give it 80%

[–] [email protected] 71 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know Abbott is a whiny little piss baby, but holy crap does he look like a whiny little piss baby in that headline image.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I always wonder, do news organizations have a dedicated job for someone to go though videos frame by frame so they can grab awkward looking images to use for headlines?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Interns gotta do something

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's probably a treat reserved for Employee of the Month or something.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Srs, I’ve been saying for awhile now: they’ve gone off the deep end with the photo selections lately.

I mean, just look: that is a whiny piss baby, is it not?

[–] [email protected] 95 points 7 months ago

Says the guy who's actually moving them around the chess board.