Jim sucks and is an office bully.
We're watching Futurama, fellow olds.
this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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Zoomers dabbing in their retirement homes whilst their cloned grandkids look on in cringed puzzlement
Millennials last 'fuck you' by the universe - longevity.
Maybe The Elder Scrolls 7 or Grand Theft Auto 7 will be out by the time I retire. Probably not. Weird that both those games have their 6th installments coming out next.
And die from an aneurysm because you have been sitting all week.
And not from the pent-up rage about the world in flames, somehow.
Finally I can max out my Runescape character!
*Logs in to Jagex, sees a blank screen*
No... it's not fair..... there was time now...!
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Oh sweet summer child... There isn't going to be many elderly millennials. Most of us will die off from our fifth "once in a generation" financial crisis, WW3, or the collapse of the environment. Hopefully the younger generations use our bones to build a better society.
On top of the fact that you need to have saved money to pay to live in a retirement home.
Are... Are there people that sort of really hope to just go from their patents' basement to a retirement home?
Well if they bothered to submit those patents instead of leaving them in the basement then they might be able to live in a retirement home
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It's extremely unlikely that social security will still exist by the time we're old enough to retire, so retirement will be yet another thing reserved for the rich.
Unless you live in a civilized country (not the US) in which case enjoy your retirement you lucky bastard.
I just hope that the current crisis in the US is a hallmark of the downfall of American capitalism and that the status quo can change long term. Remains to be seen if that’d be good or bad, though.