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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Couldn't they just tow them out of the environment instead?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Deoccupied Ukraine. Very good.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Kinda upset about the thought of all the great food being lost.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

and we still wouldn’t transition off oil.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Why would an asteroid Impact convince OPEC to transition?

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

It looks much larger than the Chicxulub crater (~200km diameter 72 tera tonnes of TNT), this must be a exatonne explosion, I measured the crater diameter to about 3500km!

It would take decades or centuries before the sky would clear after such an explosion, most likely resulting in a mass extinction event.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I was gonna say. With a crater that large, we all lose.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it would also shatter tectonic plates, create rifts and reverse the directions some plates were moving, the asteroid impact you mention resulted in the Indian subcontinent (I'm simplifying a lot of things right now)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, now you've piqued my curiosity. Got a link?

The Wikipedia article I'm reading right now says that the Indian plate split from Gondwana 100 MY ago (33 MY before the Chicxulub impact), so that's not the connection. Further down the page, it says that the plate movement might have sped up as it passed over the mantle plume from the impact that created the Deccan Traps (my interpretation, BTW; the science isn't actually as settled as I'm making it out to be), but it seems to me that that wouldn't change the "result" of the plate colliding with Asia and creating the Indian Subcontinent, only the timing of the collision.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Considering that we're in the midst of the Anthropocene mass extinction event already, I'd say it would be a certainty. The only question would be how bad it would get. Given how much larger that crater would be than Chicxulub, I'm guessing it would exceed the "Great Dying" (Permian-Triassic extinction event) to take the crown.

Edit: The Wilkes Land Crater in Antarctica, which may be associated with the Great Dying, was "only" a little over 2.5 times larger in diameter than Chicxulub and thus still way smaller than the crater depicted. That said, I guess a nuclear crater wouldn't be associated with a flood basalt "exit wound" at the antipode the way an impact crater might be, so maybe it wouldn't be comparable.

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[–] [email protected] 146 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 5 days ago

And they got crimea back!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

but think about the military industrial complex shareholders, they would struggle after this

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago

The New Gulf of America

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 days ago

Man, couldn't they have missed a little to the west?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Israel would still find a way to fight over more land

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Half of Pakistan gone 😅

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How to achieve peace in the middle east with this one trick.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The Atomic Sea

or, if a Fallout fan, “The Glowing Sea”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

2035, Arma 3 reference

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

So would this lower sea levels?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No, because (a) that's way, way bigger than any single bomb would make (the largest nuclear crater ever made was "only" about 390m across), and (b) actual nuclear weapon attacks would be detonated as air-bursts and therefore wouldn't make craters at all to begin with.

The afore-mentioned crater was the result of an underground test, BTW. Also, it was designed to make a big crater, being part of Project Plowshare. The largest bomb ever detonated, the Tsar Bomba, left no crater because it was an air-burst at 4,000m altitude.

Also, a crater that big would be an extinction-level event. For comparison, Chicxulub crater, from the impact that ended the dinosaurs, is "only" about as wide as "Mossad Island" in this image.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe we'll finally find Atlantis! Get that Stargate working.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

SG-1 was so optimistic... im only now getting into Stargate

[–] [email protected] 80 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Kazakhstan, after finally securing access to the oceans: Just according to keikaku.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Imagine how much potassium they could export with direct access to the GZ Ocean?

Edit: And Russia would have warm water ports! Ukraine War averted!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Doing this creates world peace change my mind lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

See my last paragraph here. TL;DR: it might indeed do that, but only in the vacuous truth sense that no human societies would be left to make war.

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