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[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Or the trolley potentially carrying dozens of people falls over, killing and injuring more people than would have been otherwise.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sir the Trolley has derailed in an Ohio neighborhood spilling vinyl chloride everywhere. Lets light it all on fire to get rid of it.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

We did it Patrick; we saved the city!

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

There's an old Talaxian expression: "When the road before you splits in two, take the third path."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems I'm always looking for that third option.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm I feel the urge to tuvix...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a different story all together. In that case, there really were only 2 options and one was clearly morally wrong so Janeway had to do exactly that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Both choices were morally dubious. Tuvok and Nelix wanted to be alive just as much as Tuvix

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That could be misinterpreted to mean “turn around and go back the way you came”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Which would be a valid solution to the trolly problem...

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[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I've never understood why people have such a hard time with the trolley problem. Obviously, if you pre-emptively move that lone guy over to the rail with the five, you can hit all six at once to maximize your score. Just requires a bit of setup.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well sure Batman can beat the trolley problem with prep time.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Simply hit all six with multi track drifting

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's exactly what I think would happen with the derailing technique described here. Plus you might lose A couple in the trolley as well.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Y'all kids and your speedrun strats. Some of us have poor reaction time and need to perform safety setups.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Frame perfect trolley skip

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Might need TAS

[–] [email protected] 324 points 1 year ago (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, this only works if the two tracks are farther apart than the trolley's trucks

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

The KANSEI-DORIFTO energy generated by the trolley will distort the tracks into an appropriate shape

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No they mean flipping between the wheels of one truck

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (5 children)

what if the trolley running in 88mph?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Then we will see some serious shit!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then the trolley will fire wheel itself into the future and the people on the tracks will be spared

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

With a bit of luck the debris will catch all the people tied to the tracks.

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