OpenAI supremo Sam Altman says he 'doesn't know how' he would have taken care of his baby without the help of ChatGPT : nottheonion

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Altman reminds of all those robot Zuckerberg memes.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago

You know what? I believe him.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Holy shit we are definitely living in a satire simulation running as a VR experience for people living in a less funny but just as brutal reality.

Like holy shit you can't write this shit, this has got to have people at The Onion quaking in their papery and layered exteriors.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What would be Darwin‘s response?

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[+] [email protected] -27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

A lot of people read books and or websites when having a kid. Not all people are taught parenting correctly by family

He's a bit hyperbolic because this is an advertisement message, but it does not make him a bad human or parent.

Stop reacting only with emotion. Use reason too. Then apply emotion with loving kindness. Become better. ❤️‍🩹

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is difficult to maintain polite discourse and validate people's feelings of discomfort. Thank you.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ChatGPT has historically been proven wrong time and time again. Reason has already been applied.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sam Altman: "My baby won't stop crying, what can I do?"

ChatGPT: "Have you tried violently shaking it?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Sam Altman: "My baby feels cold, what can I do to warm them?"

ChatGPT: "I see that you have a baby that feels cold and you want to warm them. In my instruction I assume, your house has a kitchen with either gas or electricity suplied..."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you turn it off and on again?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I turned it off but now it won’t turn on again.

I tried plugging it in. What now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If this doesn't work, call the support number it should be I̴͚̕n̵̺̓s̴͚͐i̷̜͒d̶̡̆e̶̥͗ ̸͖̌t̴̥͆ẖ̷͌e̵͕͘ ̴̝̿s̷̫̔ḵ̷͠ȗ̴͜l̶̢̒ĺ̷̹

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I don't. I'm sure of it.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Drugs

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Is that a man or is that a cockroach in a human suit ?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Sam Altman at this point is a parody of a human being, one that failed upwards in spectacular fashion. I can't wait to see the postmortem of why AI failed, and this weird advert for AI to be cited. ROFL

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I mean it's fair enough. It's not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.

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