my kids will never be smarter than AI

Sam Altman 2025

Call a doctor.

So he fired the Nanny in favor if chat GPT?

wow, getting desperate with the marketing over there.

Presumably he means the financial success of chatgpt paid for the coterie of staff he employs to look after the child he never sees.

Wtf is a supremo actually don't tell me I never wanna use it again

I can't think of a single thing I would trust chat gpt with, especially when it come to my kids.

I'm trying to rationalize what you could even ask it that's not a single Google search away with a forum or blog post written by (hopefully) human fucking beans who have gone through the same thing you're experiencing and figured it out.

For every parenting question you have there's 100 different answers, at least 20 of them are reasonable, pick one of those 20 and figure it out.

While writing this I tried something. Chat gpt told me a 4 month old needs around 14 ounces of milk in a day if their breast feeding. Which is about half the actual number. I think the recommendation is ~25 /day, my kid drinks ~30. If I gave him 14 a day I think he'd learn how to walk just to kill me.

"Those first few weeks it was constantly," he says of his tendency to consult ChatGPT on childcare.

Dude, I wouldn't trust ChatGPT for plant care 😂

Why would you admit you're a complete moron like that?

Put that child in a foster home before he abuses it even more.

Come on lol, that’s obviously hyperbolic

Jesus crist, this guy is lucky he even has a child, unless he used ChatGPT for that too :D

This guy's kid is going to be so fucked up

We have mistaken rationality for a philosophy rather than a methodology, and efficiency for a virtue without any particular end in mind.

To have a unique, personal, subjective, divergent human experience is to sin against your prescribed algorithm.

Ok, guys, at least Mr Sam is wannabe Steve Jobs and not wannabe a Hitler's orange hair twin

Is he admitting ignorance to something that literally tens of billions of people have done, including people who can't read and never knew what a computer was, or even how to make fire? This is the guy who we should trust with making an "artificial intelligence"?

what a fucking useless human.

I vote we start calling me Elon Jr.

If he literally knew nothing and was worried for his child he could have hired a well paid live-in nursemaid and forgotten about the money it cost the next half hour.

Instead he used his child as an experiment.

“Hey dad, are you proud of me?”

“I’m proud of the value you created for me and the shareholders.”

so he's an idiot, got it

then why even have a baby? the joy of caring for that child--of experiencing fatherhood--is a big reason for having babies.

not taking steps to learn how to be a father is like buying a hog and slapping training wheels on it. you're never going to get to really enjoy that ride.

It just goes to show. Financial success doesn't equal a good person (or parent, in this case)

ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”