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Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao
Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is derp pa der anti terror der
Great, another face I want to punch.
seems reasonabl
Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.
Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.
Nut coddler face
If you wanted more terrorist attacks on your soil in order to justify suspending the constitution, this is exactly how you’d go about it.
Even if this guy had served in military intelligence for 4 years he would still be too inexperienced for this role.
gardening and grocery store experience? overqualified for this administration for sure
Hey, he at least has experience with grocery shoppers, which can be awful people to deal with, just like terrorists!
if you can handle customers you can definitely deal with a bunch of terrorists. terrorists usually have better justifications for their actions
trump, like putin thrives on incompetance simply because they would be too disorganized to perform a "coup" against him.
thrives on incompetance
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I mean normally, I say if they communicated the message then they did all write even if they misspeeled a word or two. The juxtaposition of this makes the ironing so delicious though.
This hz 2 reed
On a frequency from 1/sec to 10/sec, how bad does it hert? I'm working on becoming a worse righter.
At least tree fiddy
If these weren’t traitor lunatics, this would be based and progressive.