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[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was a little weird to hear that loud bang and see all that smoke across the entire bridge a few seconds AFTER the ship seemed to steer right into the column.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sound is slower than light.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago

The ship steered into the column, passed by and then about 2 or 3 seconds later there was a loud boom across the entire bridge followed by smoke across the entire bridge.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I went to college for a stem degree... IDK if it's a scam, but I'm extremely far from happy with the value proposition. And my school was relatively affordable.

Of course, that's not a problem with colleges but with policy, imo

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

College isn't a scam per se, but the for-profit system as it exists now totally is. So is the myth that everyone needs a college degree - an increasing number of jobs are removing that requirement because it's bullshit and actually limits the recruiting pool for a lot of jobs. It also encourages hiring management with degrees but no experience over internally promoting experienced workers without degrees. Ever had a new manager come in, change everything until it all sucks, then get a promotion or new job a year or two later? A lot of college degrees are mostly just a license to fail upwards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

College isn’t a scam per se, but the for-profit system as it exists now totally is.

yes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Unrelated to the content, only to the format, but what odd iteration of Facebook(?) or its like is this from? Is this the mobile interface of FB these days?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's definitely the official Facebook app, using dark mode. Looks just like mine, right now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok so the bridge collision seems like an obvious accident to me, no questions there from me.

But that photo of the truck I can't figure out how this happened and I suspect aliens and/or bigfoot might be involved somehow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Im not sure im going to explain the well, but...

I think they backed into the pole and it bent the bar (or whatever that guard thingy is called) up and under so much so that the pole ended up behind the bottom rail of the bar. The metal bar, then, spang back into place somewhat. And the pole "bent" / angled backward (from the ground). When the trucker tried to moved forward to get off the pole, the pole got snagged in the hole due to the spring action and got ended up getting dragged back to its more upright position, and it ended up as you see it in the picture.

I dont think the hole in the ground from the pole is from it being dragged forward, so much as from it being pushed backwards.

Edit: someone I know that has family that drives trucks says that it also could have occurred if the other trucks on the side weren't there to begin with and the person was trying to turn and the trailer swung out and the pole got dragged past the first hole and into the second hole. I'm kinda skeptical it could happen that way considering the direction the pole was dragged in the ground but who knows. it's just another perspective. But he also thinks the picture is photoshopped so...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It makes sense that the trailer backed over the pole so far it got under the bar. But the trail behind the pole indicates that it was dragged forward. It seems like he backed over the pole causing it to bend and go under. Then moved forward causing it to poke out above the rail and then it dragged forward causing the asphalt to be ripped up the way it did.

But why didn't the bar break? It must be made of alien materials!

And who put the pole in the middle of the parking lot? Probably bigfoot.

Bigfoot is working with the aliens confirmed!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, like the pole started out getting dragged backward, and then forward again...the white spot on the ground is where I think the pole originally started out, and there's damage in front and behind that mark.

I think it didn't break cause it's meant to keep cars from plowing underneath the truck. If it broke it would defeat the purpose, and the car would end up with the driver somewhere under the trailer, decapitated or something...

I'll take aliens and Bigfoot in cahoots too! I bet one of those shape shifting cryptids had a hand in it too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I think it didn’t break cause it’s meant to keep cars from plowing underneath the truck. If it broke it would defeat the purpose, and the car would end up with the driver somewhere under the trailer, decapitated or something…

Ok, maybe the aliens are off the hook.

On closer inspection there's a grey metal thing on the ground that I think the poles were meant to protect. If that's the case then judging by the remaining poles and what looks to be a concrete surface, it looks like it probably originally was where the damage to the asphalt starts. So the pole was in the middle of the parking space. You can see the other pole is in a parking space too, just not in the middle.

But if that's the case then raises another question. Who the hell designed this parking space?

Bigfoot. Obviously.

I’ll take aliens and Bigfoot in cahoots too!

I kinda just want bigfoot conspiracy theories to make a comeback. At least those ones only made people spend more time hiking. The ones we got now make people want to burn down their own capital. Make conspiracies bigfoot again!

I bet one of those shape shifting cryptids had a hand in it too.

Skinwalkers? Nope. Let's not do those ones. Too creepy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Good ol Sure Wish I'd Finished Training.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't think Knowledge is a scam, but I firmly believe that the current College system(at least in the US) is a scam or at the very least super predatory, it's one of the only types of debt that you can't bankrupt on, and if you try to go for anything more than a bachelor's you're likely not going to be able to pay off the loan due to interest accumulation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

They didn't use...ok our colleges now are trades schools you pay to go to. People used to apprentice for careers. Paying for education used to mean an actual education, not job training.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I would say predatory is the right word, unless you have money.

Although I would not put most community colleges in that boat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Shame that a lot of universities are starting to ban credits earned at community colleges. Can't get any more predatory than that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They are? Yeah, that's utter bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't know how long it's been but there's a lot of articles popping up within the last couple years on it, saying that various universities rejected credits for what was essentially the same exactly class using the same book and the same curriculum.

Meanwhile I was seeing posts on reddit and other socials talking about how crowded university classrooms were getting, with someone showing a picture that showed how the room was too full to meet standards for fire evacuations if necessary. It's just absolutely nothing but greed at this point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That's fucking ridiculous.

I don't know what my daughter is going to do when she's college age. She's 13 now. It's only going to get worse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Hear hear.

I had a better education from more passionate teachers at community college than I did at university.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I agree, community colleges generally are going to be at least half the price of a private school, unfortunately in most States community colleges only offer associate's degree, either by choice or state regulation.

so anyone hoping to do a bachelor's or a postgraduate degree are forced into larger University Systems where are the price is much higher per year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

True, although many of them also have attached vocational schools. For example, Ivy Tech, Indiana's community college system (the one I'm most familiar with but it's not alone in this) offers both vocational and degree programs, so you can get an HVAC certification or you can go through the nursing school and become a CNA. They even offer an associate's degree in fine arts.

Associate's degrees aren't always as good as higher educational degrees, but they will still likely get your into a better career than you would get with just a high school education.

https://www.ivytech.edu/programs/

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hell, 3 hours in polybridge would probably give the common sense to realize that supports do in fact, hold the bridge up

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

If seeing the very clear video of what happened doesn't convince them, nothing will.

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