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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Top Notch Worldbuilding

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

but thats just me

Yes, in fact that is just you. Most other people have a firmer grip on their sanity.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t this kinda the plot of Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Pretty much. Also in one of Charles Stross's Laundry Files novels.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What if, now hear me out, what if the entire planet is a witch sacrifice altar where beings from other dimensions are sent and incorporated as humans and they live their lives full of confusion, suffering and pain and then they all have to die and that collective sacrifice feeds the pan-dimensional deity that lives beyond the black hole known as the Great Annihilator?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Isn’t that basically Scientology?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Hey, scientology is completely different, scientology has aliens flying in DC-8s and using mid 20th century police hats. @[email protected] theory is at least 90% more believable.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

See I knew I needed to up the dosage to outcrazy L. Ron. Have you ever read Bare Faced Messiah? It's quite long and repetitive (tl;dr: Ron lied. A lot. About everything.) but the bit about his naval career is quite entertaining.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I miss the old rotten library. Iain M. Banks too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

That's just your Theatons talking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Sounds plausible. Please sign me up for your newsletter.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Woah, woah, woah, you're telling me we could have been doing these ritual human sacrifices by just formally declaring them dead the whole time? This would have saved so much on overhead...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Aztec priests hate this one trick...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You have to find the altar all these people are being sacrificed on only to discover the entire city is an altar. Very Full Metal Alchemist.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Should I watch that show? I watched like 12 episodes some months back but just couldn't get into it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

The Altar of the Named Dead has its uses, but it works best as a side quest to Tenser's Fluctuating Metamoney

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I need to know more. This is good stuff.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I forgot where I was for a minute when he posted this and said "what?", and he replied "it's just a thought".

Well I suppose he's technically correct then.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

It's just a thought