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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You, sir, are doing the lord's work

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Then the lord needs to get off his arse and help me. I’m old and tired.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Watching it while eating wasn't a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That last quote really didn't fit, huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And then all was good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my head I always read it as salmonella

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That’s the British pronunciation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So, after he talked about the French bird that people eat with a napkin on their head I had this conversation with ChatGPT:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I love how ChatGPT just makes stuff up instead of like, saying that is doesn't know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's.... Not what this painting is about, lmao.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Imagine my surprise when I looked for the painting ChatGPT said it was.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

When the cushy job your daddy and last name helped you get suddenly gets serious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This popped up in my feed yesterday and I usually dont click suggested but was super bored. Long story short, im almost finished watching every vid he has. Good stuff!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

while this serves to marinate the creature it also drowns in the process thereby killing one bird with no stones

he is such a poet

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

We should write a book of his quotes. There is some damn fine writing going on there, for sure...

Of course, having a constantly supercharged uterus is not without its drawbacks. After all, the chicken essentially goes through its entire menstrual cycle every day. So next time your girlfriend's complaining about how bad her period is, get her a box of chocolates and be generally attentive to her needs. You prick.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I thought the same thing, then checked my YouTube feed... It's everyone getting this thing?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Since nobody posted it

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

“Now watch this drive”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And it was fucking fantastic as always. Maggot pecorino is my least favorite pecorino.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Aw, you should wait until the maggots stop wiggling around in the brown paper bag. It's worth the wait!

/s 🤢

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, Sam is great. What is your fav vid?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The one where he says the n word.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But what's a gentleman's got to do to get some eel reproductive organs, though?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can't believe people eat that maggot cheese.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

”Mag n’ Cheese” got me..!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've had moose. They're pretty wild.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

No it was moose (yes)