Zugyuk

joined 1 year ago
 

This keeps getting earlier.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like the preexisting conditions situation. We need Obama 2.0 to make Obamainsure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Wait, how could this child of his possibly serve time in a correctional facility without her magnetic mattress? 🤣

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Time to lay off more game developers to make numbers go brrrrr

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Oh no, poor zetaplays! I love that guy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

The ludo narrative gap between how people behave and how a layman understands prisons work is what put us off of it.

Need bullets for your gun? Kill some prison monsters, they have them for some reason.

Why do people need to be sent to prison planet? Space travel must be so cheap, and the real estate market so awful in this future.

Ya know what every prison planet with automated shotgun robots needs? A 3d printer to make more guns... Drive down the value of smuggled weapons 🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's kind of the joke. "China rams Philippine ship...". Like the country itself was ramming the ships.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Thank goodness nobody saw it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or after November 😅

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Thank you for the love and support all.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Too late on that one, I'm not thinking straight. Replied with "can you make me something that you enjoy making?"

 

Hi, I'm flying home for my birthday (moved out of state for work, then lost my job, and been unemployed for 4 months). My mom asked what I would like her to make me for my birthday dinner, and I have no clue what to ask for. I'm just at a loss because I don't know what I like. I'm not picky, but if left to my own devices would eat mueslix for months at a time. I hate feeling attention, and worst of all pity... But that is the primary feeling when I return to my mothers home. I feel lost and trapped, as more if my life falls through my fingers like a hand desperately grasping into dry sand. Everything feels wrong and I hate that I agreed to come home at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of my summer car a bit. Looks fun!

 
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Hey (lemmy.world)
 
 
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Please (lemmy.world)
 
 

I'm not the artist, just wanted to share some of my favorite comic.

 

No direct spoilers

I beat bg3 tonight. A zombie I didn't know throws a party for me and the two other people in my party... Like 30 empty chairs. I think I missed a lot of the game.

I bet that zombie spent hours getting all that food, furniture, and a musician I didn't know together.

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Me_irl (lemmy.world)
 
 

This ruins my brain

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