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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Amnesty international took the side of Russia, not the best source.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

It's getting harder and harder to make satire because it keeps becoming reality.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

The world is not even trying anymore

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha.

Klown world.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is how you know the UN is a complete fucking joke at this point that we still waste tax dollars on

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

The UN is working 100% as intended. You want world war 3 because you dislike what this article says? Absolutely delusional.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tax dollars

Tell us more about your country's attitude towards abortion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You mean Canada? We've had pro choice for years. Do not assume everyone is American

Also this makes you and everyone else who does this look like an asshole so fuck off

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Akchually, I know what you're saying but technically you're also American, as in, from the continent of America. I'm just being cheeky ignore me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

twitches in Canadian

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The purpose of the UN is so that nuclear powers have a forum to talk, instead of, you know, ending all human life on the planet.

Everything else is just sort of stuff that came along once you had all the countries of the world sitting around realizing that they should do something once they're in the same room.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Amnesty is not a news source. They are fundraising, here. The article is devoid of necessary contextual information.

UN Commission executive boards are elected not appointed positions. In some UN bodies, chairs rotate in alphabetical order, but not this one. Maybe there was a midterm vacancy and the seat was filled by an appointment process? What is that process? When is the earliest the seat could be recalled?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Amnesty is not a news source.

It is providing news.

They are fundraising, here.

Their website has a donate button. This article doesn't ask for donations, although it does advertise another Amnesty report.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't find anything about their process.

There's really not much about it, the UN page is here: https://www.un.org/en/global-issues/gender-equality

Mostly they seem to have conferences every decade or so and occasionally declare a "International day for X". Seems like a PR kind of thing to me.

But at any rate it's a bad look for the UN. Indicates a dysfunction in the organization that whatever process they have allowed this to happen. I mean it looks like it's a PR campaign that actually makes them look bad. If Guterres was competent he'd shut the thing down entirely and start another one that didn't suck. But since he's an idiot and he will probably just say it's somehow Israel's fault.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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