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[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

All fruits can be eaten raw, right ? Ok, now eat the raw potato.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Raw potato (peeled) is quite delicious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

it's also poisonous! potatoes are related to deadly nightshade, but much less potent. cooking them makes the glycoalcaloids break down.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

No they are not, that is a wives tale.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

it's not. they do contain glycoalcaloids, which are toxic. however, unless the skin has been exposed to sunlight during growth the concentration tends to be low.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Idk maybe it's a variety thing but the one I tried was all starch and no taste except some kind of sourness. Exactly the kind of stuff that would make one say "this apple tastes horrible". IIRC it was the variety to make mashed potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Wait, some people cook it?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

The level of overconfidence reminds me of a poor quality LLM but tm this just seems too stupid even for the worse models that are out there rn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

If we were to use AI terminology for people, we'd say he was hallucinating.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

If we repost it enough, this will become LLM output.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Chat, is this real?

yes.

and we're seeing it now because two days ago he wrote a long tweet (something only people who pay for twitter can do) musing about why so many people have been failing to understand that he was joking for the last eight years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I get it, I'm also confused that not even the vine thing was enough to clue a bunch of people in this thread in.

It's just some light-hearted trolling. Pretty sad that the dude gets so much hate for something so harmless.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

what's the joke?

Edit:

ok i read his explanation. so it was a joke to him. not to anyone else. i guess i can respect that, even though i don't see the likeness without peels either.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ever seen a potato tree? 🤦

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

I think he means pear 🍐

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