- Who are they talking about?
- I hope they never get a partner because who know where their lips have been too
(Thinking through that last one they probably want a “pure” virgin)
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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Since you missed it, let me explain the joke. Ahem: Kylie Jenner is a despicable billionaire who exploits poor girls for money. Touching anything that she has touched, including a hot guy, is disgusting. That’s the joke.
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Zendaya was great in spiderman but she's the absolute worst choice for chani. Her "too cool for school" sarcastic persona doesn't fit with a primitive tribal religious fanatic at all.
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Educate an old and out of touch person please:
Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?
Maybe the OOP just assumed it's "standard" for pretty and famous people they'd do all the things in the sack.
I wouldn't say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.
Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?
Such exquisite poetry, I've seldom heard before. I'm going to get this comment printed and framed.
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Anal is now first base.
I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth... time are a' changing.
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No
I think that’s what they call “puppygirl”
Lets say "popular". I wouldnt say "standard" is accurate.
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Wtf. Who thinks so much about people who they don’t even know?
Those who consider themselves White Knights in a Shiny Armour. We have too many of them thinking that only they know how things should be and that only they are bearers of the ideal moral codex.
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