Lembot_0003

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Descart: What an excellent time to be long dead and therefore not need to even think about this logical abomination of a sentence!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Penguins: well, we're going extinct then...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (8 children)

What does programming have to do with animals?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I talk about bribes

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago (5 children)

save money for the police

No! It doesn't work that way. Like at all. Legalizing will make police tremendously poorer. Found a joint? Got a few pounds in the pocket. The owner is released. Until next time. Next joint. And next banknote. Infinite money! Where the fuck would police get money if weed and prostitution would be legalized?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Donny -- zero.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Can’t be many of those in that shithole country.

Railroad is one of the few things Russia can do effectively.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Ремонту на пару тижнів по заміні ("It'll take a few weeks to fix the rail")

New railway "bavovna" is always welcome, but no way the repair will take a few weeks. Those are rails. Push the damaged cisterns aside, wait for a rail-layer train... tomorrow evening all will be fixed. Unless you have some spare bomb left for a rail-layer :)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Oh dear... I'm still quite in shock after C++11, now this...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, it is forbidden to write the truth on the billboards...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

I use those packets 2-3 times, so I usually have one in this condition.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Capitalism: an object's cost determined solely on how much customers are willing to pay on a large scale. Raise the price while they pay. When they stop, raise the price again but announce a few pence discount and they will start paying again.

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