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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It's almost like a pineapple inside the sea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Vi Hart made a video about this years ago. The number of spirals going right and left on a pineapple are always two consecutive numbers in the Fibonacci sequence. But in Spongebob there are six going both ways. It’s all a lie! Wake up sheeple!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

What? What?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bannanna. With extra nnnnn's. Bannnannna.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey stop tryin ta steal my clout

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good job on making an INTERNET MOMENT

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Couldn't have done it without you πŸ₯Ή

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I think I just had an internet moment. Either that or the mushrooms are kicking in.
... um ... both could be true ...

Bannnnannnna.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounded kinda funny. Like an echo ... wait ... did you say anything ... hmm. Oh, look at that wall. Boy, that is somethin. These are good mushrooms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hell ya I hope your trip was rad and u ate a good meal after

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks! I stayed up a bit late and laughed with other morons on the internet. Not a bad deal.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Man, it’s like nobody listens to the lyrics and message of songs anymore.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not literally about someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. It's a metaphor for drowning in debt because of marijuana addiction.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

We lost my granddad to the marijuana last year rip

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Wait... Pineapple floats... SpongeBob story just isn't checking out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

T00 many shitposters in here

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

No wai! 🀯🀯🀯

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit that’s what the lyric meant? Damn deep lore on that show. I always thought it was a metaphor for his hospitality.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In the next line, he says β€œObnoxious, yellow and porous is he” be cause he is yellow, obnoxious and porous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Absorbent, because he's a sponge. Absorbent and yellow and porous. Obnoxiousness is just bonus.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold

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