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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Define 'you'.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are there any flies buzzing around?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

No but theres billions of microbes on you

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Clone myself.

Send clone through teleporter to pull lever.

360 no scope snipe the imposter clone motherfucker.

Claim credit for saving people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is cloning that much faster than running to the lever? Do you also keep a cloning machin always handy on you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The teleporter is basically a cloning machine

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

If you teleport the people off the tracks then you can kill them all while still taking credit for saving them.