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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

🎢I take a look at my shape shifting penis, and my troubles start melting away🎢

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a shape-shifting penis.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

Why is one of his arms coming out of the fishing pole? Or is that some odd detail on the pole?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

That's the reel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's not a fishing pole. It's a shape shifting penis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

He's missing an arm, the fishing pole and that arm are part of his shapeshifting penis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Probably. Never seen one that looks like that, though. Usually they're drawn in bumps all up the pole, not just at the bottom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

if he has the arm lowered and just uses his forearm to hold the fishing pole, the upper arm isnt visible

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What's this thing? It's not a background detail. My best guess is it's supposed to be a reel or part of the fishing line, but it looks very strange.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

i am still pretty sure its the arm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's also in the second panel, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Ah

I looked it up and it looks like slack on a fly reel

I haven't gone fishing in a long while

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It's the reel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

He's fishing with his rod.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Most doorknobs aren’t at penis level for good reasons. I don’t think I would want to try and make the angle work..

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

It's shapeshifting. Extendoknob dongkeys.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Macro penis* when in use, micro penis when not in use. Next level "grower, not shower".

*or whatever's my partner's preference. I hear massive penises aren't actually that popular with most people who are on the receiving end.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Mine literally goes from non-existent to 6” and change. I consider it a superpower.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you talking about a strap-on...or what's going on here?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

lol. I mean I could show you a random picture of my penis, but when flaccid it literally it almost inline with my sac with the tip just barely peeking out. I was a bit self conscious about it, but when I get hard, it’s out there nice and normal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Diet as a baby of Gerbers and Miracle Grow. πŸ€™

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It's selfish to not right crime with it. With great power comes great responsibility.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Never thought about how 'shapeshifting' always assumes volume- and mass-shifting as well.

There's stuff in there like shapeshifting into a hawk and then your legs break, because the bone diameter/mass-ratio is too small.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Seems like turning that might be painful unless you carry a turning stick and just use the penis-keys for pushing the pins (or turning discs, or aligning wafers, etc). Also couldn't replace keys for magnetic locks unless you also added magnets to your body. But if you could shapeshift at will, you could just learn to lockpick any basic pin tumbler lock extremely quickly probably.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Gives new meaning to β€œbumping” and β€œraking”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

... This is the Lockpicking Lawyer and this time I have here a shapeshifting penis.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Right so he's really into doors I see. Okay

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Hodor is finally going to lock that door.