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if anything like making deals with demons, you can curse them. so permanently make them poor when they think they grifted money out of the voters.

Hold their hairs that normally fall out in place until they are on camera then shed all at once.

Make their eyes water whenever they are on camera by pushing just a little too much air at them.

Wardrobe malfunctions are an option, but I think making them fumble everything would be better, so they try to hold a pen and it slips out of their hand etc.

Make the camera drift upwards so they look shorter.

Increase the density of air around them by ten of fifteen percent. If they begin to lie, reduce it to like 85% of normal.

Always keep their shoes untied, buttons undone, fly down, hair messy, etc.

Keep moving the mic away from their face so they sound meak and quiet and no one votes for them.

Pants down, anything nearby that fits goes straight up the butt.

I'll telepathically tip port-a-potties upside down over Danielle Smith for decades with regularity if any deities are listening.

Just turn off every camera/microphone that tries to record them lol

I'll leave this here ;) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIW0zlAj4ag

magic dildo my ass!

I'd move things around right-wing politicians to spell out "666". This would be my full time job.

Got the idea imagining if every MAGA hat, flag, sign, etc., suddenly got a burned vignette edge with 666 in black gothic lettering.

I feel like opportunities to actually do anything embarrassing would be rare. You'd be better off doing vandalism in a way that doesn't seem like a supernatural conspiracy against whatever group you really hate. At least that sends a message of disapproval, rather than being highly useful political fodder for them.

I pick up anything I can around politicans I hate, and kill anyone NEAR them. All the time. Just, nonstop. I feel like that would end their career, if not drive them a little crazy.

just make every loose item stick to them like a magnet. Either all the time or just when they obviously lie or otherwise twist the truth

Every time they pick up a piece of paper, make it look like their hand is trembling.

How well-developed is this telekinetic power? Could I, for example:

• Continuously turn the air 10M around them into a horrific miasma of farts by doing organic chemistry with nearby carbon and sulfur sources?
• Always make it much too uncomfortably warm near them by raising the local temperature?
• Condense the moisture out of it so that the politicians are always dripping wet?

I think in absence of doing real harm to them the best bet is to make them and everyone within 10M of them as extremely uncomfortable as possible.

They will never be dry in public.

I dont know about embarassing but having any screen nearby them run a live fact check of any lies they tell.
As for embarassing, live updates on the screen of last time: farted, picked nose, didnt wash hands, imagined someone naked (including just partially), didnt understand what they were just told, a little bit if of wee dripped out, tries to hide arousal/erection etc.

Would love to see someones 'imagined someone naked' counter reset when they are talking to the queen, or 'tries to hide erection' when holding hands with ivanka.

Visit every biblical plague on every politician who uses their power to hurt people while claiming to be Christian. Every time they are in the public eye. Use my powers to manipulate "Christian" voters into actually voting that way.

Their clothes always have the logos of their donors on them. The bigger the donation, the bigger, and more prominent the logo.

Every time that they get close enough to a smoke detector, make it scream.

Maybe "pants " a few of them in front of a press conference.

Open their phone and show the world all the dick pics, (child) porn, etc on them.

Every bug swarms them. Better if I can get them to spell out the phrase "I CHUG DICKS" right across their forehead

Someone who can't get basic things done properly won't gain much of a following or at least will be questionable. Therefore:

Good old unzip, unbutton, and wardrobe disaster. Your politician's pants or skirt fall to the floor and they are exposed, they may trip over that too.

Similar shenanigans with shoelaces.

Wearing a tie?" The wind " will always flap it on their faces. Repeatedly . Just like in TES

They will always get food stains and smears. These people don't know how to eat without making a mess. They will even "accidentally" stain people next to them.

Can I manipulate Botox? Silicone? I'd be making them make faces or just have restless boobs if applicable.

Now I'm gonna steal some ideas I've read posted here and add to my repertoire:

recording and releasing information using their own phones,

Keeping their mouth shut or messing up their speech, manipulating mouth fillings

Turn on/off cameras and microphones, catching them unaware or spoiling their message

I gently blow their documents of notes to the camera so it can be clearly seen wtf they are saying

Whenever they poop, it doesn't fall away from their body. It joins the rest.

Make the phrase: I LOVE DICKS - I SUCK COCK -, in a circle around them, spelled out in dildos. And just like Saturn, it follows them around everywhere. An alternative phrase would be: I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING, still spelled out with dildos.