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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Would've worked better if "pridemonth" was really one word.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

that's definitely just braius doomseed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Demons lol. The longstanding mass delusion that soaring cathedrals and solid gold ornaments mean you're smarter than a naked guy shaking a magic rattle made out of a gourd.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

This reminds me of when rightwing youtube was trying to drum up fake satanic panic over Sam Smith's devil performance or whatever the fuck it was.

It was so goofy seeing them trying to pretend to be afraid of this bs, like it was some evil demonic shit.

As someone who was deep into metal in the 2000s and was exposed to Marilyn Manson, Cradle of Filth and Dir En Grey, it really was the most pathetic display of outrage ever because Sam Smith is vanilla af. If these puritan right wingers want something to clutch their pearls at, then go watch the 20 something year old music video of Dir En Grey's Obscure. Uncensored.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Satan killed less than God. Lot less ...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tangentially related but I miss the days when the 2016 DOOM Slayer was yet to be confirmed as the original DOOM Guy from 1993. I thought it was way cooler to think that the Slayer was a genderless force of anger against evil and the fully-covering Praetor suit made it easy to think of them that way

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There was absolutely no reason for them to give him a face. Irked me as well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Maybe they wanted to avoid making them that much more like Master Chief. Then again Master Chief is personified by his voice

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why do conservatives always make their opponents look significantly more badass than they actually are?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Because they hate everything cool and good and their whole deal is a hatred of complexity, a fear of understanding¹ so everything thry dislike converges, in their minds, into a single point of white hot hate.

I mean, um... You're more badass than you actually are! Poopyhead!

¹no coincidence that lovecraft named his cat that and wrote about the kind of horror he did

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

If it looks cool then they can be gay too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Be the you the fundies think you are!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

That's the base for a fucking lit tattoo

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Y'all worried about the Gay Agenda?

Brace your asses for the TransMission.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Clearly radios are a transgender plot by immoral hollywood elites and filthy italians to trans our kids into godless bisexual heretics.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

As an American with some Italian blood in me who has been to hollywood once, I would appreciate if you stopped spreading the secrets of my superiors.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My pastor/congressman. Obviously. HEIL JESUS!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

No wait it—oh, that was intentional.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I'll be here all week

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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