lordkuri

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Goddamn... "Hello? 911? I need to report a murder."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the special effects are just bad

Give me the original series

*blink

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

You just learned that today?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

immediately empties an entire magazine into a car while wildly combat rolling like a terrified toddler

And yelling "I'm hit! I'm hit!" at his partner, who then also shot at the vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They’re not known for their culinary excursions.

Raids and colonizes 3/4 of the planet for their spices... doesn't use any of them. /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Obviously wouldn't work with cellular

Ever hear of a stingray?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I've been asked illegal questions, like "what is your current salary" in job applications before. I like to respond by calling it out and leaving a link to a source.

Ok, where is said source?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Not talking about the murder part, but thanks for playing. Please step aside for some lovely parting gifts.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Still not a drag queen...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OMG IT'S LATINX YOU SEXIST /s

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