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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Eraserhead. Keep the baby.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Django unchained, Django.

It's not because muppet violence is especially hilarious... I'm lying. Exploding racists into felt organs 100% seems uniquely amusing.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Clue, Tim Curry

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

National treasure, Nick Cage.

Rocky, the lady who played Adrian.

Jurrasic park, the guy that played Neuman on Seinfeld.

Shawshank redemption, Morgan Freeman.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges obviously.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

A live-action Lorax. Danny DeVito is the only human, and he's wearing a Lorax costume.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins

The Big Lebowski - The Dude

Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine

The Goonies - Chunk

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Sonic the Hedgehog, Jim Carrey

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I was thinking either keep Jaws or the Mayor

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is going to get me put on a watchlist...

  • Six String Samurai: The boy
  • A Boy and His Dog: The boy
  • Time Bandits: The boy
  • Brazil: Robert De Niro
  • The World of Kanako: This would be an unhinged fever dream no matter who is picked. I'd like to propose Ogata for shock value in a particular scene, but I think either Kanako or the main character detective overall work better
  • The entire Saw franchise: Jigsaw
  • SLC Punk: Heroin Bob
  • Tokyo Gore Police: Key Man
  • Hook: Everyone in the real world is human, everyone but hook in Neverland is a muppet, and Robin Williams starts human but by the end is a muppet Les Mis: Javert X: The old woman Swiss Army Man: Daniel Radcliffe or Paul Dani could work here but I prefer the dead body Any zombie movie but people start human and turn to muppets when bit. I nominate Train to Busan Audition (1999): The main character
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Inglorious bastards and the bear jew.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I Saw The Devil - Choi Min-sik

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Wayne's world. Garth

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Fear and Loathing..keeping Depp/Thompson

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Army of Darkness (keep Bruce of course)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Schindler's List. Liam Neeson.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"Civil War" from 2024, but only Jesse Plemons is human.

"What kind of muppet are you?"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Super Hornio Bros, Ron Jeremy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He's a rapist fyi, people don't know that enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Of fucking course.. yuck..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shit I was just trying to be silly. Sorry, I didn't know

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Dark Knight, but keep Bale as Batman.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

ha!, but make Bruce Wayne a muppet.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Alfie Allen would be pretty interesting, Muppet goons getting slaughtered by Muppet John Wick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Home alone, Kevin

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Salò. The sex worker who tells the stories.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

So much brown cotton batting...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The Chronicles of Riddick / Dame Judy Dench.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The Pianist. Wladyslaw Szpilman (Adrien Brody) is still himself, everyone else are muppets.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"~~Humans~~ Muppets are a disease."

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