John Wick, Keanu stays.
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It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!
Or use a Muppet to make a predator for children.
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Inception, keep DiCaprio
The new Snow White. Keep the maidman.
Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.
The sixth sense, haley joel osment
Harry Potter - Lord Voldemort
John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.
OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude
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Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace
Oh hi, what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?
I picked a movie and kept one actor.
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Beverly Hills Cop, Bronson Pinchot
Cast Away. Tom Hanks.
It's a movie that starts really goofy, gets serious for a long time, and is then oddly goofy again.
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Apocalypse Now. Keep Sheen human and everyone else become Muppets.
I need to see the napalm/surfing scene with Muppets.
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Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. Obviously Kermit as Eli.
Transformers. Keep only John Turturro. The rest, even the Transformers, are played by normal sized muppets.
Bumblebee is played by Beaker, obviously. And seeing Megan Fox replaced by Miss Piggy sounds like a fever dream
die hard (bruce willis)
Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.
I love this!
I also thought Matrix, but Neo would be Gonzo and Morpheus would be still played by Laurence Fishburne.
I like it.
All quiet on the western front.
Requiem for a dream.
Caligula
Felon
Deliverance
Schindlers List
Pick an actor, it doesnt matter. The result is fucked up.
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One man one jar
The actor is the jar
Titanic.
Kate Winslet stays human.
Tap for spoiler
Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.
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Star Wars: A New Hope. C-3PO.
300 - the actor who is kicked into the pit
I’d also choose the hunchback.
The Matrix. Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith) as the only non-muppet.
In a sense this would work if both Neo and Smith stayed human.