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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's in the name, it's a markup languge. Html sites are basically just over-formatted text.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

WYSIWYG has been around so long that people forget markup languages and batch text processing have been around for a long time. LaTeX and Groff seem to be the sole survivors.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ah yes, the humour effect bias. In case nobody noticed, everybody chose Alien Language.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Well what the fuck is a machine language?

Is is data transmitted between parties (machines) to convey information? HTML fits this definition.

Do they mean machine code? Because some call machine code "machine language".

Either way the answer is D.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That question just gave me anxiety. That is exactly the type of question I would get. Technically it's not but does the people who wrote that think that? Is it a trap question or a smart question? Omg I gotta not think about this anymore...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Exactly, maybe the person who wrote it thinks its a programming language, maybe machine language is defined as a language that can be interpreted by a machine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Phones a friend = no one answers.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

I fucking hate these kinds of questions. D is the CORRECT answer because TECHNICALLY html is a markup language and not a programming language but the average person irl will just call you a dipshit for trying to explain that. If this were a question on a shitty academic exam, its going to be a 50/50 toss up on which will get counted as correct because the Autograder Bot Knows All(TM) but you better not fucking use AI to get your low effort AI-generated homework done quicker because fuck you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Tell the moderator, let him ask production. You're not playing in a black box.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I would answer B even though D is correct. There is no technicality about. B is wrong.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Bro if someone called me a dipshit for a technicality in a contest where money is at stake? They are a dipshit. Being serious about the questions is the point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thought exactly the same. I'd like to know how the legal side would look like. Let's say you say D. Could you go to court if they say it's wrong?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Guessing you have to sign a release/arbitration/"suck it" agreement when you agree to come on the show.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And even D is a paradoxical non-answer.

(Just like my D 🥲)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I mean it could easily be considered a machine language

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Next you're calling a word document a programming language (no, not VBA).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Not expected Amitabh Bacchan and Indian who wants to be a Millonaire or Kaun bane ga Crorepati. Lemmy has got me suprised. Also HTML is markup not a programming language.

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