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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Wait until femanom (and some people in this thread) hear about the drip tray under their own fridge

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Professional chefs are far worse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You would think they would be infinitely better than this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

They can afford to pay someone to clean up their messes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't your underfloor heating deal with it pretty quickly?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My butler takes care of it.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

All houses/apartments have underfloor heating in at least the entryway and the bathroom and the vast majority also have it in the kitchen. I even lived in a place that had it through the whole flat. I'm poor as shit, so I just assumed it was commonplace everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Never had this anywhere. The floor is always the coldest part of the house.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I've lived in one apartment that had underfloor heating and it was like a very expensive massive 4 bedroom one.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

I mean on reflection its probably more common where I live because its wet and cold.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’ll evaporate in less than 24 hours. Not enough time for mould to develop. If I drop ice cube, I allow my cat to play with it without cleaning it up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

wikipedia.org/wiki/evaporation

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

All water evaporates within 24 hours. That's why moisture isn't an issue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

wikipedia.org/wiki/Absorption

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

wikipedia.org/wiki/Adsorption

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

oh, and wikipedia.org/wiki/Sorption

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I'd be remiss if I didn't wikipedia.org/wiki/Desorption

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

wikipedia.org/wiki/Moisture_expansion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Counter-print-out-a-wikipedia-page

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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