Behind Israel’s ‘end game’ for Gaza: Theft of offshore gas reserves
Edit: Also from 2019^
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I can only imagine the conversion:
PR Manager: Jared, you need to say something nice about Gaza.
Jared: WaTeRfRoNt PrOpErTy CoUlD bE vErY vAlUaBle!
PR: facepalm
This just in...
Sources state that Jared Kushner's kidneys, liver, and spleen "could be very valuable" on the black market.
Sadly, his heart was deemed unfit for transplant.
The really sad thing is he's not wrong.
No country seems willing to try and force real change here, and given how barbaric the US has shown itself to be on the world stage, it's hard to blame them for their reticence to act.
After saying "there's not much left of Gaza anyway"
So interesting how Zionists were saying israel isn't systematically bombing every house in Gaza. And now "there's nothing left so might as well take the land over". If only we had signs that this was the plan all along
Once again, saying the quiet part out loud.
The man is a ghoul wrapped in skin.
"It’s a little bit of an unfortunate situation there, but from Israel’s perspective I would do my best to move the people out and then clean it up,” Kushner said. “But I don’t think that Israel has stated that they don’t want the people to move back there afterwards.”
The little rat thinks the genocide isn't going far enough.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/28/opinion/editorials/jared-kushner-middle-east-palestinian.html
From 2019, the entire 'plan' has been to build up real estate which will immediately solve all problems (I assume they think through gentrification).
What happens next is anybody’s guess. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo admitted in a recent closed-door meeting with Jewish leaders that the plan may be “unexecutable.” But if Mr. Kushner can mobilize powerful investors and international businesses as cheerleaders for Mideast peace, he could make a real contribution.
What an utter sack of shit
Hey. Do you remember when there was a subreddit called punchable faces?
Trump's property is valuable. Does that mean we can bomb Trump and take it?
If he can't defend it, he doesn't deserve it.
NY AG is about to take it anyway, no bombing required. Win-win!
Trump’s property isn’t that valuable.
So that’s no, on the bombing. The taking… oh, it’s about to start….