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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I select the whole text, then one word less from both ends, then one word less from both ends, then.... You get it... Until I'm down to the last 1 or 2 words.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This comment makes me think there aren't many stray cats left in your neighborhood.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

UI designer/developer here. One who works on features that facilitate reading.

Based on their writing style and the text highlighting habit, this person is likely dyslexic. I've helped create functions that facilitate this behavior, which is better suited as a mode that can be enabled manually. There are browser extensions that can do this sort of thing for you. I've worked on a lot of assistive reading features.

If this was set as a default behavior, most users would fucking riot. Most of them are using text highlighting for what this person doesn't want to do.

Edit - I think I need to emphasize that this is based on real data. A shit ton of it. These decisions aren't made based on vibes. If the user base is performing a specific action repeatedly, we're going to facilitate it. We can see what you all are doing. UI's aren't built around a bunch of conflicting edge cases based on anecdotes. If something performs a certain way, at least major applications, it's usually because a lot of direct observations and metrics have strongly indicated that this is the preferred approach.

Admittedly, sometimes business goals get in the way of that. But if those business goals we have to push get in the way of conversions, they get abandoned pretty quickly.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Come to Japan where they like to make everything images instead. Can't select it, can't copy it, can't translate it without a camera, can't preview the text of something, is bad for accessibility, etc.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

I do this. It’s just a stimming thing while reading web articles and I hate being sent to Twitter or whatever for it.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Isn't it amazing when text is also not selectable? Like its rendered behind some other shit?

I fucking hate websites ❤️

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or when you try and select a letter and it auto selects the whole fucking work or sentence, jumping all over the place?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We went from using no punctuation to using too much. I struggled while reading this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The no capitalization makes it hard for me. I think just re-writing with capitalization makes it a lot easier to read:

Note to UI designers. When reading a long piece of text. I select the text while I read it. I select the text while I read it!. I select the text using my mouse. While I read the text I often select the text. I don't want to perform actions on the text. I don't want to accidentally click share link. I want to select the text while I read it.

Here's how I would mildly edit the punctuation in order to make it easier to read:

Note to UI designers; when reading a long piece of text, I select the text while I read it. I select the text while I read it! I select the text using my mouse. While I read the text, I often select the text. I don't want to perform actions on the text. I don't want to accidentally click share link. I want to select the text while I read it.

Here's how I would have conveyed the thought in a JIRA comment:

UI designers could you please, for the love of all mankind, stop fucking putting fucking shitty ass popups in the god damn non-mobile website! There is no one, and I mean no-fucking-body, that is still using a desktop computer in 2025 that does not know about ctrl-c and ctrl-v. There is not sane reason for you to ever assume a user wants to visit some shitty twitter/reddit/digg/blog when they select text on a desktop computer. If I see a single one of you motherfuckers putting fucking text inside an action I swear to god I will come down there and beat you to death with your own fucking keyboard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I’d avoid Last Exit From Brooklyn if I were you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do this too, I'm the only one I know who doesn't think it's weird to do, I'm glad I'm not alone.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I do it, too. I rarely read any text without subconsciously marking the text while reading it. Might be a tool for me (ADHD) to make it easier not to lose track - I don't know.

But regardless of why people do it and while I agree that it's probably something very specific not a lot of users do, I refuse to believe that anyone actually uses those select->popup-> share features, ever. Often the little pop-up even blocks the text above it which is just insanely bad UX imo.

Sites should never mess with core functionality without asking (scrolling, selection, tab/keyboard navigation, hijacking common shortcuts/right click, clipboard, history, etc).

I believe someone came up with that idea a decade+ ago and people just want it on their site to add value without actually checking if anyone uses it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Teams is the worst offender. It constantly wants me to call any number. Social? Phone? Whatever. I don't want to call anyone, and I sure as hell don't want to do it via Teams.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Do this to note my place, especially when the text is smaller and the lines are long. Makes it so much easier to find the line I left off on if I have to step away, or to find my way back to the next line more easily.

It’s the equivalent of putting my finger or a bookmark down on a page in a novel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I have a protocol for this.

  1. go to website
  2. if UX is offensive exit website
  3. add website to pihole blacklist and description of why
  4. never visit website again

I know it doesn't mean much to them, but I refuse to accept a shitty online experience when a product team actively circumvents standard internet experiences like highlighting, copy/paste, or browser jacking (looking at you Microsoft).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Hell yeah josef

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Totally do this. Thought it was just me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do this because I do work on my computer and sometimes that work involves citing sources, copying and pasting sections of instructions, ensuring I'm using correct spelling of foreign names and words. And most importantly, copying and pasting wingdings and symbols that I can't be bothered to memorize the numkey codes for. ™ 🄮℠

I HATE UNSELECTABLE TEXT WITH A BURNING PASSION (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Edit: replied to wrong comment, whoops.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

How do you do that with images?

Not judging. Just curious.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

My absolute biggest gripe about the failings of proper UI design is icons with no text attached.

Floppy, okay surely the save button. Some book looking thing, no fucking clue. An eye in the middle of a square, what the fuck are you people doing???

Having to hover over a weird looking icon to MAYBE gleam some sort of information on it takes so much longer than just having the fucking text below the God damn icon. Sometimes they don’t even have hover text! Thats GREAT UI skills there, Junior! Maybe you’ll get there eventually!

Fucking idiots.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Mystery-Meat Navigation!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fucking Oblivion Remaster does this all over the UI!! So many vague icons with no text, especially in the magic UI.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My favorite with Oblivion and similar games is, that’s a neat spell name, but what do the effects DO?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Morrowind’s Xbox manual was literally wrong about multiple spell effects lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The Rollercoaster Tycoon manual made up game mechanics that didn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've played the old silver box DnD games from 1988 and 1989. The magic effects were listed in the clue book instead of the manual. Talk about purposefully asshole design

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Massive +1. I can easily imagine complex 3D shapes in my head and freely manipulate them, but my brain works horrible when it comes to icons for some reason. I can't intuitively find what I need, not even after months or years. Even after using something for a long time I will constantly hover over all icons to read the tooltips until I find what I need.

The software I work on at work has a navigation at the top of just icons. I see it every day and I just can't seem to associate the icons with the functionality.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I hear you! It sounds like you want user-select: none on all text, because you want the site to feel more like a real newspaper, and having too many features like text selection is distracting you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nonsense. AI adds rich features like these that no one wanted so VCs can become rich. The only thing missing on modern computers is blindingly-bright nuclear explosion white LEDs that shine directly into your optic nerve, all the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You mean like the kind used on digital billboards, the ones bright enough to kill your night vision when you’re driving down an otherwise-dark highway?

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