Please, direct your hatred for R here:
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Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I'm not a nerd?
I might be a nerd...
Fixed! "Fotran: You are ~~old~~ dead and a nerd"
Most of these are scripting languages. Some are even markup languages. It's like the meme creator didn't even know what a programming language was.
I hope someone got fired for that blunder
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I use R for all sorts of bioinformatics shenanigens, and I remind myself daily I am not a nerd. Even my rows of warhammer books, minis and Corvus Corax poster confirm to me I am not a nerd..... The Emperor Protects....my code
R still gives me chills, never hated a language until I had to use R in my PhD.
Still furious when half packages need different versions of the same thing making them incompatible.
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F in the chat for Fortran programmers.
A real nerd would know that React is a library and HTML is a markup language, and neither are programming languages.
I didn't knew that (1) Fortran has such logo and (2) I am old. Shit
matlab is nobody's favourite language. although using it does require an engineering degree, which makes you a nerd.
Or a physics student who wants to cry. cue thousand yard stare to freshman year in college.
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Why tiktok
- Java: you are in corporate IT
- JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
- Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker
RoR: am I a joke to you
Yes
Ah, right, Ruby on Rails.
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No Haskell so I'm not a nerd 😎. Though from the languages I use the most (Java & Python) and other languages I enjoy (Rust, Julia) I can infer that I'm probably a bit of a nerd.
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Ah, yes. My favourite programming language (checks notes) HTML...
If your favourite programming language is HTML, we do not grant you the title of Nerd.
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Nope, JS is “You think you are nerd”.
Also, why React is there? It’s a lib not a language
Come on y’all, would you lay off the gatekeeping. Some of us still think the free web’s a good thing, lest we all end up in a walled garden hellscape. JavaScript is therefore needed if we’re being pragmatic. Just transpile it from TypeScript if you’re ~~too stuck up for dynamic languages~~ building something big.
This guy right here is a certified nerd
definitely a nerd's nerd.
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Bottom right should be "You're a nerd and getting old".
Source: I was dicking around with mod_perl yesterday.
No QBASIC, can not confirm.
BASICA represent.