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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This is oddly rhythmical/musical.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Table top dishwashers usually have a window. My kid considered it a major disadvantage when we got a real dishwasher that the window was missing.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't want to see it.

For the purposes of saving water, your dishes are repeatedly washed in dirty greasy brown water before rinsing. This does not look good, but in fact it is alright.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not true. They are hiding the fact that there's a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the "rinsing agent".

If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that's where the spots come from.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier's job. They took her jerb!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even worse! They're all nude!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They have big dicks though

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And they glow in the dark!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

But they eat the boogers out of each other's noses. Which happen to be glow in the dark as well.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Sears appliance departments usually had at least one with a clear front for demonstration purposes.. But you know what happened to them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Thanks, Obama

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's to keep people from seeing the reality of recycled dishwater being sprayed at the plates you eat off of.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It's because they are usually insulated and there is no point putting a clear surface over insulation.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The dishes want some privacy in their bath.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw a see through dishwasher at a department store when i was a kid. a demo thingy. it was magical

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Like those cows with the portal in their side that they bring around to elementary schools to show kids how chambered stomachs work! (Just now realizing this might not be a universal experience and may have had to do with my elementary school's proximity to UC Davis (Agriculturally focused college).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember seeing one of those! Wasn’t brought to our school, though (I went to school in the middle of the city), we went to a farm.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah, they put a lid on the side of the cow and can reach in and grab a handful of stomach sludge.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The reason you dont is because it would probably disturb people to see their dishes slamming into each other.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe they would then stop putting the fucking knives into the fucking dish washer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Omg, when you have to saw through a tomato slowly? Or when a knife can't use a generic sharpener because a chip in it catches? Absolutely wretched.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

this Capitalization is Giving me a Fucking stroke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the fact that it doesn't spell out a word which gave me one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What do you mean, it clearly spells out "wadnnrs." If you know, you know

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Your comment made me reread the post and it seems intentional to stress those words

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But why the bizarre spacing on the commas...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I see the vision but that's not how you type on the internet.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I've got it! It's Shatner's alt account!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

My washer and dryer have tinted windows. I have no idea why. I'm guessing their chief designer drives a heavily modded Scion though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

W A D N N R S ?

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