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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I was told that I would be able to swim to completion and experience the resulting sense of pride and accomplishment if I waited precisely 1 hour after consuming sustenance

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

remember the early 90s and how like everything causes cancer? I remember even reading burnt toast causes cancer. Everything was cancer in those days

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Its bad journalistic reporting.

Study "we tested if burned food contains carcinogens. We used bread as our test medium and found elevated carcinogens in the burnt bread compared to properly toasted and untoasted bread, leading to a slight increase in exposure to carcinogens and slightly increases the chance of cancer."

The reporting and editorial: "BURNT BREAD CAUSES CANCER! MORE AFTER OUR SPONSOR FOR DEPRESSION MEDICINE!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

My wife has this, she's incapable of breaking rules.

Let's say her employer to do things a and then b, but then a coworker tells her it's better (in practice) to do it the other way around...she'll get an error and stop functioning at all.

I was told all these scary things about life and always had this: "i'll see it when i get there" attitude. So now i have to spend half my energy dragging my wife along otherwise she'll forget to live life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Sounds like generalized anxiety disorder

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I 100% understand your wife. I'm not that bad, but it's a consequence of being told you have to be perfect or you failed growing up, at least for me. If something doesn't go right the first time I still get that mini freeze "error encountered on line 1 please reboot" that my parents unintentionally instilled in me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

it’s a consequence of being told you have to be perfect or you failed growing up

This would explain so much of the political in-fighting we see here, where "the perfect" becomes the enemy of "the good."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Eh I think Republicans just weren't huggedr enough as children. Only half a joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Abaolutely, it's obvious where it came from.

I have my own, different issues especially socially. It's bad enough she has to deal with that, sometimes i wish it wasn't an issue because she has so much potential past that unlike myself...so i hate watching it be like this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

As a child, media showed me that if you could tap dance well you basically had a love potion and a get-out-of-jail-free card wrapped up into one.

My life up to this point has proven this to be painfully wrong.

:ball chain, turn:

[–] [email protected] -1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

is not made up, reading this Wikipedia entry parents would say "better safe than sorry"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_shock_response

Edit, add another more complete source https://wpool.fr/en/blog/temperatures-eau-piscine/choc-thermique/qcq-hydrocution/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And what does that have to do with swimming after eating?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I added another source that relates alcohol and copious meal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I'm not convinced that source isn't just spreading the urban myth. You're going to have to come with something with more weight behind it than the webpage of a seller of heatpumps. Here's another source saying it has nothing to do with eating: https://www.la-tour.ch/fr/conseils/se-baigner-apres-manger-faut-il-vraiment-attendre-3-heures

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's for very cold water or very large temp difference. As a rule, if it's summer, splash some water on you first and go feet first, never head first.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago

It is about the difference of temperature, so, being under the sun for long time makes it more risky, even if the water is not so cold.

I added another link that maybe explains it better.

What you mention is also important, "entering water slowly..."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Well, no. I realized those things were silly. My mom told me and my sister we'd get skin cancer if we pinched each other. She just wanted us to shut the fuck up and so we did. You later learn these things aren't real and that's the end of it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I wish critical thinking were taught and encouraged, but even my school teachers told blatant lies and sent me to the principal for pointing them out. There's a systemic issue interfering with people's abilities to question what they're told (at least, here in the U.S.), and the addition of anxiety makes cracking that egg an even bigger challenge. I learned long ago not to assume that everyone else thinks about things the way I do, and unfortunately almost everyone holds some kind of belief that they've never critically examined.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

There's a major differencebetween something entirely made up that your parents know is bullshit and something that's false but your parents genuinely believe, because thr delivery will be very different. Especially if even the danger of the myth is exaggerated (I was always told it's a bit dangerous and to not do it but never that it's a huge risk of death).

Though also being lied to about some dangers would make me think that everything I've been warned about is false or greatly exaggerated, and I'm very grateful that despite being quite anxious about my safety, my mom never did that. But that might be an autism thing because reportedly if she explained why something was bad I'd get it and just not do it, even when I was very young.

I do partially blame my teenage depression-fueled 2ish years of barely every brushing my teeth, the consequences of which I'm still dealing with, on being told that even skipping one day is really bad and I will probably get cavities if I do that a few times. Cue me skipping it on some days because of mental health, realizing that even after months of occasionally doing that my teeth are still fine (including the dentist saying they're doing great and no issues), and subsequently no longer being able to find the motivation to do it at all since the consequences I was trying to avoid never materialized.

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