What is Jason Woodford hiding?!?!?
this post was submitted on 27 May 2025
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What, you guys didn't have penis inspection day in gym class?
No for real. Penis inspection happened like.. every year?
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I'm sorry
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That's only in the girls class.
I swear to god republicans found out Penis Inspection Day wasn't real and are now making it a thing to save face.
Penis inspection day was real though. Up until ≈1974 in the USA you had to show your dick to go swimming in public pools.
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Hahaha.... hol' up... what do you mean not real?
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I just hate that it takes my pastor the whole day to do the inspection
From the State House to the White House, we are saying that we will no longer allow our daughters and women to be taken advantage of by insecure men...
Yeah, we should protect them from these insecure, conservative men who constantly think about other people's genitals.
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I love this. This is a really good, simple, impactful strategy.
The GOP is just a bad debater.
My immediate thought was to say something like "That question proves my point! We have no way of knowing who is or isn't trans without careful testing!"
"Under this bill, coaches will ask their students this very question. High school coaches are the ones who will be performing this so-called 'qualified testing', and it starts with this question. Are you trans?"
"What if I ask you to prove it? Will you be comfortable doing that for me? Would you prefer we bring in a high school coach?"
"When do you think it's okay for someone to ask you to prove your gender? What if my colleagues and I are uncomfortable sharing the Congressional bathrooms and athletic facilities with you, until we know for sure what you are hiding in your pants? Do we have a right to ask you to prove it?"
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"Okay, I'll inspect your genitals, drop 'em and we'll prove it to everyone"
"That's why we'll have to fire a dozen teachers; so we can have trained inspectors on hand."
You have to put yourself in their mindset...
I'm sure they'll have plenty of proper god fearing Christian good old boys just lining up to do their solemn duty.
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problem is: these bigots would LOVE to show off the little junk they have in exchange for seeing others.
They’d probably have a sickly grin on too, because it brings back fond memories of Uncle Touchy’s Naked Puzzle Basement.
Spoiler: the rep is uncle touchy
I'm pretty sure he's MS13. We should deport him just in case.
I'm pretty sure he has an invisible tattoo.
No, he’s tren de aragua. He’s part of the invasion and should be transported to CECOT post haste