Holy shit you weren't supposed to take all 9!
this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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2, 5, 9.
1, 5, 9
I am underweight so 2 would probably kill me. 4 would make my gender dysphoria worse. 7 would be a nightmare since i have social anxiety
Why is there no estrogen pill?
Because those are real and you can take them for real ❤️
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Stop shopping??? Dafuq
No more shopping for groceries, you have to forage in the woods from here on out
5,6,9. Already have 1,2
Hit me with the 159, chef.
1,2,9.
4, 5, 9
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feels like a trap, once you burn through all your fat you'll be impossibly unhealthy
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is a trap too, if you stop gaining weight from eating then you might trap yourself in the same situation as above
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unless you hunt for food, bad idea
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decent option, but it doesn't mention if there's any pain during the growth period
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good option, as long as you have control over your strength
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very bad option, sounds nice but you will go insane
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doesn't say if online or IRL, having many followers IRL is not desirable
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dangerous, erasing any meaningful memories is dangerous
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the only good option with no consequences i can think of. i'll take 3 of those
Bro sat here and broke down each option 😭 love it
Mostly agree, easily can reduce it down to 4,5 modulo fine print. I don't agree with the last if a lot of money means billions and if you want to keep it all for yourself. Wanting to own billions is a mental disease imo.
oh nah lol, i'd just keep a decent amount of money to live comfortably + bit extra for the occasional adhd "new hobby" shopping spree. if "a lot" means billions, the majority of it i'd most likely donate to charities or give away to friends and random people, i have no desire to hoard wealth
In somewhat of the spirit of the IRL followers. Getting millions of coins dumped on your head is also not preferable.
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5/9/7
Get followers and then ask each one for $1 and tell them to do it monthly to support the greater good.
1.8.9.
Super strong. Always happy. A lot of money.
After 9 the 6 is bundled in for free
5, 7 and 9 so I can start a revolution. I've made my peace with the fact that most people follow, live and die for people, not ideals and values (only the leaders do, and when they don't it all collapses), might as well play my role with my new superpowers, lol.
- As long as i can stop smiling at funerals. I'm not unhappy but more is better.
Then 4. 5. Or 9. Are my options.
I'll probably take 9. I have enough money today but I've been disciplined with my spending my entire life. It's just something that I can stop thinking about.
- Or 5. Would just be vanity, but if I'm happy I don't really see the problem. Maybe 2. So I don't have to think about that either.
I'd pick 459 if I could put the 5cm on my ding dong.
If you choose 6, your life will be like that of Sam the Slug.
I thought it'd be more like in general. Like you're happy with your overall life situation, even if you still get sad occasionally.
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5 and 9 pretty op compared to others so most people will choose that. From the others i guess and extra 5cm never hurts so im going with the same as op.
That is by far the shittiest version of the "which pill/superpower/xyz ?" that I've seen.
"No more fat", "Have many followers" and fucking "Increase 5cm height" nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.
Yeah what does even "no more fat" means? You can't eat fat any more? Or all the fat is removed from you (which would kill you)?
Also, get me a -5cm height for my 198cm, that would be perfect.
203cm clocking in, and I completely agree with you
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I think "many followers" means being famous?
And the "increase 5cm" has a strategic new line. I thought for about 0.3 seconds that a rude had snuck in.
No, many followers really means that. It also implies that you'll need a much larger bathroom.
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No more fat? Like, for me or for the entire world? Because that’s terrifying either way. I’d die within minutes in either case.
5,6