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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not kink exactly but I had a boss who abbreviated Due To/From (when one segment of the business owes another for something) as DTF and I never figured out if he was trolling us, or had just never seen it used.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know what it means and I probably shouldn't ask.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have a kink for white cotton camisoles and croptops, the thin material ones. I don't know where it came from but it's very strong. If I felt that way about feet I'd consider myself odd. Is there an acronym for this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"WCCC" for "White Cotton Camisole/Crop top Connoisseur"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Looking for WCCCT(TMO) call me at 555-5555 if interested

On second thought it seems more like you're joining a union with this abbreviation 😆

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if you love what you do...

for me the greater challenge is that so many kinksters are actually very tedious people who really want to tell you about their sex lives in lieu of an actual conversation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A friend of a friend once talked me into going to a munch, where some scenes were going to be done. I'm interested in seeing new things and try to be open to having my horizons broadened, so I figured why not?

I have to say, not only did I find it intensely boring, it was also about as much of a turn-off as I can imagine any in-person experience being.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

usually a munch is for discussions and not for scenes. often in public bars and such too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, munch is basically kink recess. It's a get together for the community that is almost explicitly non-sexual, just because it's good and useful to have some time set aside for that.

Now, to be completely honest, I've never seen the appeal. I'm not in the scene to talk about the scene. But I appreciate the benefits of them for people that want that social aspect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point it’s not just for kinks, it’s for modern sexuality and dating in general.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True tho. I dont care what you are if i like you and you like me we are good to go.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're into sounding, worming, diapers, and raceplay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS WORMING

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Eyeball licking. It's, um, unusual. And prone to infection. Proceed with caution

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It’s not that bad you just have to start with a 4 letter acronym that means 6 words and from there you pick up a bunch of new acronyms that already mean something else to you and will randomly be used for their normal meaning without warning just to test if you’re paying attention

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

So many different bois. But I just want one for myself.