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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At this point it’s not just for kinks, it’s for modern sexuality and dating in general.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

True tho. I dont care what you are if i like you and you like me we are good to go.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're into sounding, worming, diapers, and raceplay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS WORMING

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Eyeball licking. It's, um, unusual. And prone to infection. Proceed with caution