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Edit: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.
Honest question since i'm not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds
Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I'm curious anyway
Okay, I can't speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it's very simple:
There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest
princess bean is also like 16 i think like a 4th is ilegal
Well no she doesn't exist, she doesn't have an age and so it's not illegal. These are fictional characters
meg famy guy
Something about all these characters that I can't get behind, art style? personalities? I'm really not sure they all seem unappealing
Skrillex?
The fraction of teenage/underage girls on that list is too damn high (hell, Louise is 9)
Controversial opinion: If killing npcs in video games is fine and shouldn't land you in prison for murder, because they are fictional and not real people, then porn of "underage" fictional characters is also fine and shouldn't be illegal.
Finding something disgusting is not a proper reason to make something illegal. The only relevant aspect is whether it causes harm to others or not.
Out of 11 we have:
Maggie Simpson Lisa Simpson Louise Belcher
And maybe Hayley Smith and Meg Griffin? Or are they 18?
Anyways, that’s a really high proportion, like a thirdish.
Hayley is in college. Afaik Meg is underage though.
Hayley would get it tho.
Millenial Hippie chick with daddy issues? Sign me up.
Lisa Simpson!!!???? Please no tell me this is joke
Do you porn? Hard to miss this. It's really popular. I don't get it, but often see thumbs of her portrayed as an older teen.
What else do these all have in common?
They all have art styles that are purposefully designed to be really cheap and easy to make. The same choices that helped these studios crank out hours upon hours of formulaic content also helps the rule 34 artists.
Its probably because anyone into anime is using a booru, like a normal person.
Is booru a site or an app
Its an image board style, like a Chan (4chan, 8chan etc).
Safebooru, danbooru and gelbooru are some of the booru's I know.
explain in normielang
I'll let this explain itself.
Blocked in turkey
Ah, you might need to use ErdoBooru
It's an image dump, full of anime pics/porn/etc.
Haha what kind of degenerate do you have to be to find any of these characters hot enou-
Amy Wong
We shouldn't judge others so harshly...
I'm happy to say I've never fapped to any of those, too cringe
Same.
I mean has nothing to do with the fact that I'm a gay man.
Ned Flanders: ominous music
He's not big or hairy enough for me. Gimme someone like Stoick the Vast. Or, honestly? Captain Gantu.... mmmm.... Captain Gantu....
Stupid sexy Flanders!
|>11 Maggie Simpson
This has to be bots, please. Someone has to be just fucking around. This can't be real.
Isn't there an episode where Maggie is grown up? Or am I thinking of Lisa?
I choose to believe it's the adult version
Probably long form comics that have Maggie in the intro panel doing nothing. Or so I'm choosing to believe.
I doubt you don't know that not only this is very real, but it's not even close to the worse rule34 and similar have to offer.
No I don't know and I didn't want to know. I purposely avoid this shit.
Maggie on 11? You god damn sick fucks!!!
🤭
It... It's gotta be Adult Maggie from when they showed the kids all grown up, right? ...right?
Would have to be, Lisa is incredibly high also and I find it hard to believe that the majority of horny humans would choose a 9(?) Yr old. But she's been depicted as an adult a bunch of times
Oh my god. For some reason I read that as 'Marge' a second time. I distinctly remember thinking "Huh, that's weird."
Now idk if speed reading fucked me over or my brain just went "NOPE" and redacted that. And now I have in the fuckin' image.
my brain just went “NOPE” and redacted that
good brain :)
Yeah, that's one of the few times I'd be okay with reality being re-written in my head