Edit: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.
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Honest question since i'm not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds
Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I'm curious anyway
now what would MY Simpsons porn parody be? https://youtu.be/QGJ_gy42yVM
2D but feeling 3D
It's normal.(We are degenerate 😣)
Er, that's not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.
What you need to worry about is the fact she's 8 years old.
She is 38, in the episode Bart to the Future.
Episodes where Lisa is 38 = 1
Episodes where Lisa is a child = 767
I think it is more than 1... https://www.imdb.com/list/ls056380696/
Okay, I can't speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it's very simple:
There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest
Wait, you don't imagine elaborate narratives where, say, Adrien Brody's car breaks down in a stretch in the wilderness with nothing but your cabin for miles. So he walks toward the only structure and I'm there studying mosses and it's so remote I have a sat phone I let him use to call for help, but it'll be a while so I make him some tea and we get to talking. Night falls before help comes so I light a fire in the pit and let him borrow a sweater I stole from an ex and pull out a bottle of whiskey I was saving for something special but it's special enough. It keeps us chatting untill the early hours when a tow truck finally shows and I see him off. When I get home from my studies I find a package waiting for me—it's the sweater he borrowed, a thank you card, and a bottle of fine whiskey?
(I'm uncomfortable sexually fantasizing about real people.)
hm I see. That's not how it works for women (usually)
That's really just describing gooners and teenagers... I don't think most of us not permanently online guys think like that
That is fair, I'm only a few years out of my teens. I guess it'll require more intent in the future once puberty completely wraps up?