this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 77 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The top bit got me recently, I hadn’t needed to remote into my desktop in a while and searched “Remote” and “RDP” and found nothing. Eventually I found it was renamed to the windows app and finally logged in but was baffled as to why they would do that.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 5 days ago (10 children)

This is the dumbest rebranding ever. If I tried really hard to make it as dumb as possible, I'd still not be able to come up with such a horrendously bad idea.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago

Even if they renamed it to “Now You Too Can Have Magical Long Fingers and Vision” it would be somewhat descriptive of what it does.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

Like how many people were involved in this decision? Let's just call it "computer program".

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I was in a computer store a few years ago watching a young guy trying to sell a tablet to an older woman. He said "the good news about this is that it can't get viruses because it runs apps".

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago

everyone knows viruses are allergic to apps

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ill bet anything they laughed about that in the breakroom

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Then: w4r3z, appz.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

*chefs kiss

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