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The vice president has some advice for young Americans.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Thanks America, for putting absolute psycho pieces of shit in charge of our lives.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

But what if I don't enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Couches can't get pregnant JD

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they're going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.

But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

guys don't pile on him. he doesn't know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they're out of town.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, we're on a birthstrike

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm single... (also not American, but that's besides the point).

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does he not know what Tinder is?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tinder is for finding matches. Sexual predators and rapists don't need that to get someone pregnant. Basically he says you don't need to date to get someone pregnant. Just do it. That's calling for rape.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'd call that take on his words insane if not for the fact that it's the best explanation of his intent I've heard.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

But the Nazis HATE babies

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does he not know what Tinder is for? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Not for finding sexy couches in your area

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

does JD Vance know where babies come from

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure he thinks that babies are conceived during and pop out 9 months after your wedding in a STATE APPROVED church

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

no breed!! ONLY preg!!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

We need to ban sex and genital obsessed religious freaks from being able to effect politics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Americans: No.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If the sorry state of the broken society we live in isn't express incentive to not have kids at all cost, I don't know what is. I'll chop my dick off before I ever cum anywhere near a vagina. If the next presidential administration strips employers of various freedoms they've been using to abuse people and forces them to treat people better (which would never happen), MAYBE then I'll reconsider but even then probably not.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Your masters want you to breed. Whether you can afford a child or not.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That works both ways. "Get off Grindr and stop fucking couches."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what other useful advice is he giving?

tell poor people to get more money?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey nerds! Why don't you fuck?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I would like to see Vance try another conservative dating app that will not crash and burn by having a million men and five women. Please make it happen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why have a pudgy little baby when there’s always one on your TV next to the President?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being

And I will deadname him every chance I have

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's the birth name of Vance, who changed it as he doesn't want to be reminded of the abusive asshole named Donald that spawned him, only to cuck for another abusive asshole named Donald.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.

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