Thanks America, for putting absolute psycho pieces of shit in charge of our lives.
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humans can't reproduce in captivity
But what if I don't enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.
Couches can't get pregnant JD
He could just lie. He could say all the right things his base wants to hear about how things are unaffordable and how they're going to fix it. He could grand stand about how Trump is going to make babies great again or something.
But he just says dumb shit instead. Truly the blind leading the blind.
guys don't pile on him. he doesn't know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they're out of town.
Nah, we're on a birthstrike
I'm single... (also not American, but that's besides the point).
Does he not know what Tinder is?
Tinder is for finding matches. Sexual predators and rapists don't need that to get someone pregnant. Basically he says you don't need to date to get someone pregnant. Just do it. That's calling for rape.
But the Nazis HATE babies
Does he not know what Tinder is for? 🤔
Not for finding sexy couches in your area
We can’t afford housing, and food is becoming sketchy. How the hell do we afford children?
The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!
does JD Vance know where babies come from
Pretty sure he thinks that babies are conceived during and pop out 9 months after your wedding in a STATE APPROVED church
no breed!! ONLY preg!!
We need to ban sex and genital obsessed religious freaks from being able to effect politics.
Americans: No.
If the sorry state of the broken society we live in isn't express incentive to not have kids at all cost, I don't know what is. I'll chop my dick off before I ever cum anywhere near a vagina. If the next presidential administration strips employers of various freedoms they've been using to abuse people and forces them to treat people better (which would never happen), MAYBE then I'll reconsider but even then probably not.
What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao
Your masters want you to breed. Whether you can afford a child or not.
Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
That works both ways. "Get off Grindr and stop fucking couches."
Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!
what other useful advice is he giving?
tell poor people to get more money?
Hey nerds! Why don't you fuck?!
- Gringo abe （2025）
I would like to see Vance try another conservative dating app that will not crash and burn by having a million men and five women. Please make it happen
Why have a pudgy little baby when there’s always one on your TV next to the President?
James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?
It's the birth name of Vance, who changed it as he doesn't want to be reminded of the abusive asshole named Donald that spawned him, only to cuck for another abusive asshole named Donald.
It's the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.
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