Parents: "You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence"
Me: "I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I'm feeling romantic or pursuing independence"
Nah. Nothing here that I can see.
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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I'm not saying everyone raised catholic wants a partner who dresses like a nun and makes you call them Mother Superior, but I am saying those are the ones I hang out with
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It's the rosaries, they look too much like anal beads
That's not what they're for?
Either way they elicit an "oh my god"
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The dilemma of the chicken or the egg problem
how? did them being horny make their parents catholic?