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The dilemma of the chicken or the egg problem
One might say, the chick and the cracked egg.
Sorry, but this sounds hilariously like something a redditor would say haha
how? did them being horny make their parents catholic?
OP's parents saw that he would need divine intervention.
Took one look at OP and all three of them went straight to baptism