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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

except for the racism play part this kinda describes my latina GF so yeah accurate and heterosexual most likely

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds about right. In my later days I tried explaining my unique tastes to my religrous parents only because they eventually came over every day and my lifestlye was all over the house. They couldnt handle it and kept digging and finding reasons to shun me. They always did thtt, looking for things they cant handle. Then they start trying to convert me to a lame christian lifestyle again in my adulthood. Like they want a conservatorship when they invaded a life perfectly fine without them knowing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Then they start trying to convert me to a lame christian lifestyle again in my adulthood.

My parents gave that up decades ago when every single time they brought up religion, I would tire them out with questions they could never answer. I think they realized that they were accomplishing nothing, and maybe even hurting their own faith in the process lol

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

You were fucked from the beginning, repression maybe made him bounce back even harder though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

At least it wasn't sergeant major discipline. Imagine the horror

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The pic is from Bofuri.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably a bit of both, anon

But in reality it's not fucked up, it's just who you are and what you like, though again your tight ass upbringing may have given you some ideas

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The tight ass upbringing is probably half the equation for his white 'friend.'

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No anon, you became who you were meant to be in spite of your parents. You just be careful about it, ok?

Is what I would say if op was anon, but op isn't anon so obviously the whole thing is fake and gay (which I'd like to remind everyone is not a bad thing).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why does it feel like youre saying "fake and gay" like you're trying to blend in, like some weird 4chan skinwalker?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Possible and bisexual

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

(oh shit, they're on to me)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Dear Lord, it's the fake gaywalker!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Because this is the greentext sub and that is what people do here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, we're literally not on 4chan. For good reason.

It's like a plantation. You enjoy the fruits of their labor, but hanging out there is not for most.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The mountainous burden of irony is truly something to behold. It's like watching that strong dude from Baron Von Munchausen

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not hopeless, just overcompensating from the freedom.

OP needs to strongly consider whether he:

  1. actually likes doing those things, or
  2. is just entranced/aroused by being able to do things that would be otherwise forbidden by his family and culture.

Either is OK, but when being the source of that behaviour, the former is a lot more healthy than the latter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But point #1 and #2 are the same.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, but in many to most cases, no.

People from suppressed cultures/families who suddenly experience freedom have a tendency to go after anything that spits in the face of their former repression, purely for that freedom. As in, they are motivated by the freedom to choose, and not by whether or not they actually like the act in question.

Which is why the former is much more psychologically healthier. It rarely generates regret, whereas the latter has the potential to generate regret once they “get [it] worked out of their system” and realize that they don’t like the act itself - and may actually hate it or how it’s changed them - and have only been attracted to their ability to choose it or its ability to be offensive in the context of their prior repression.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

they can be

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could be transfem, might be straight, which might be even gayer tbh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Nah would have been mentioned if he was anything other than gay.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Fake, claims he isn't a neet. Gay, fantasizes about this green text daily.

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