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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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There's a spider in my bathroom (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Look, everyone tries to fuck shower spider at some point. It's a rite of passage

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Charlie Kelly is that you?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Least weird greentext I've read for a while.

[–] [email protected] 134 points 2 days ago (24 children)

I feel so much more normal for just saying hello to my shower spider now.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 days ago (4 children)

He's going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn't he? I really want off this ride.

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