this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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What a freak!
Just fall in-love with AI like a normal person.
(I can't even do that, I literally can't see AI as people)
This is one instance where I'd say I'd actually prefer if he had an anime body pillow or real doll he was forming this sort of unhealthy attachment to.
I know I have hidden spider bros because I haven't seen a single insect in my apartment in several years.
It's just the fact that I haven't seen any spiders in a while that makes me worried that I'm gonna lift something off the floor and see thousands of them or some shit lol
It might be centipedes. Those guys are apex predators of their microcosm.
I heard a song about that once
Above even spiders?
Absolutely
Spider-bros are the best. I hope one day I can have a trained jumping spider sidekick on my shoulder.
Basically the Yukihiro Takahashi song “Grand Espoir”
I hate to break it to you, but that's a male spider and you're gay.
Without a pic how do you know
smell
And this story is real, so it is Real AND Gay!
I've never heard of such a thing. Is it really possible?
I’ve run out of AND. Best I can do is:
(Real NOR Real) NOR (Gay NOR Gay)
Loneliness affects people. And as gregariois animals we are, the closest possibility to connect, in any form, is taken.
Y'know... as lonely as I can get (and I get pretty lonely), that mosquito munching on my forearm is still getting a firm slap. Eventually.
Fight malaria when you can!
I had a daddy longlegs in my bathroom for a while. My bathroom exhaust fan broke so the room would get super steamy, and I think the poor spider drowned, because it had clearly died in that spot, hanging from my ceiling.
I still feel a little sad about that spider-bro.
Probably didn't drown but might have gotten infected by mold. There's a reason spiders prefer dry places.
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