this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 days ago (4 children)

He's going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn't he? I really want off this ride.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Bro, if it bites him he will get a spider dick that shoots webs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The Spiderbro thing should have never started, now see where it has gotten us.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

It happened long ago. Closer to you than you think

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Whatever, more for me