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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

A Beholder is a type of monster that's basically just a giant eye.

To behold means to observe.

The joke here is that the monstrous female Beholder only wants to 'behold', but the adventurer doesn't really dig the idea of her perving on him while he washes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I wouldn't mind running into them if that's all they did.

But they're also super narcissistic, and constantly talk shit about what they're beholding.

"Pfft, you wash your hair like that? I wouldn't do that."

"You don't even have hair!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Find hive, throw it.

"Bee hold this!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

dangit i was going to make the same pun. well done.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

There's Beauty in it's eyes! Let's extract it!

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I have never laughed as hard as I did when he yelled that at the baby

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can appreciate a Venture Bros reference.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Huh, I thought it was a reference to Hunter :The Parenting

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Ma Venture didn't raise no fools.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

that's a neat idea