Except it doesn't work that way. It's not about wordplay, but the esoteric power of being explicitly invited.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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But it does work that way because vamipres are made up and so are the rules
Counterpoint: Buffy (the series, not the movie, not the comic) is the only true vampire canon, and everything else is fanfic, and older stuff is from future time travelers writing fanfic.
Mhhh interesting point.
I will take it into consideration :D
how is the answer to this yes?
Shore can sound like "sure"
a sphincter says what?
I'm from Jersey (New). I go down the shore, and while down the shore I go to the beach. This is how it's always been and always will be (until the shore comes up to me because we've destroyed the environment)!
Maryland here. The shore isn't the ocean or beach. It's the shore.
Vampires are from Staten Island and Noo Yawk Citttttaaaaaay.
Tucson Arizonia
No they're just regular human bartenders there.
No Jackie Daytona is a normal human from Tucson Arizoniia you fool.
A lot of us in NOLA, too! And Denver for some reason...
Wet sand
Californians: "idk, he just kept asking and I kept saying, like, the beach? The coast? The seaside? Eventually he just stormed off in a huff, but, yeah, no, super weird guy. I still don't know what he wanted."
Context: as long as I've been on the west coast, I've literally never heard anyone call it the shore.
Lmao, I was having the same thought. "Shore" wouldn't have crossed my mind unless I'm talking about Gulf Shores. And that's a beach town in my mind. Hell, I grew up close enough to Jersey and have lived near the Gulf of Mexico for over 20 years; "shore" just isn't in my vocab like that
Lived in FL for 28 years and the last time I heard it called the shore was in Ocean City, MD In 1997
Yea we call our side the Eastern Shore.
The beach. Bitch.
Coast
Coast on inside? Don't mind if i do!
Unexpected Bergerac.
I'm pretty sure the magic preventing a vampire from entering without permission would not be overcome so easily.
Its not magic if its real.
Doesn't matter if you let them in. Nothing stopping them from setting your house on fire and making you come out.
Ah, the Harry Dresden Assassination technique
Vampires stopped existing when a wild hermit man once declared that the entire outside was their home.
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