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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes but imo patch is now update

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The script is compiled to a program which is then executed by the OS.

->

The app is appified to an app which is then apped by the app.

Damnit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Why use many word?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who has ever called a batch file an app

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Powershell is a fortnite expansion right?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What I hate even more, is that the morons who can't read more than two syllables decided to shorten "application" to "app", but now I only ever hear people reading that as "ay pee pee"! What was the fucking point?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I've literally never heard anyone call it A.P.P. (and I mean that literally literally, not figuratively literally)

Is this a specific cultural thing? A generational thing? Geography based slang? Why would anyone do this.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I mean, I'm pretty sure this is extremely widespread in China, so I'd say it's more cultural than anything else. In fact, since there are so many Chinese, that probably means more people call it A.P.P. than app. But I honestly have no clue, and it doesn't matter to me either way. Words change. It's nothing to get bent out of shape about.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chinese phonology doesn't allow for the pronunciation of "app", for example. I see a lot of Chinese people spelling it as "APP", and pronouncing it accordingly. It's kinda funny to me, since the Mandarin word "yingyong" is only two syllables. "APP" just seems more cumbersome by all account, yet it has become inexplicably popular.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yingyong sounds cool. It's got yoyo vibes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate that this meme never explains what application meant 'back then'
I get that it's a problem now, but if it had a clear enough definition back then, maybe this couldn't have occurred the way it did?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I always understood "application" like a gadget in the software world that just resolved one specific problem, and had that own definition till got distorted

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember "killer app" being a phrase I regularly heard in the 90's.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

But also, you're right. Here's an article from 1994 describing Visicalc as a "Killer App" from the late 1970's, that prompted people to buy personal computers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Killer rap" was pretty popular in the 90's too.

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