this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It only it 'were' a house.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The joke is "warehouse" .... "were" "house"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There house... there castle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Why thank you

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

A person that turns into a warehouse during the full moon would be a brilliant d&d character.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

..,lol that the comments are trying to rationalize a dad joke...

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t riddling the house’s body with silver ~~bullets~~ nails STOP it from turning into a werehouse?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

No, the silver nails would kill the house when it turns into a werehouse. Or, it'd just die upon the nail being hammered in originally.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait, this doesn't make any sense. Why would a house turn into a ware(were)house? A human doesn't turn into a werehuman.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

it should've turned into a doghouse

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe we do. How would you know.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Considering 'were' just means human, technically we all turn into a werehuman on a full moon.

Except Stephen Miller, he's obviously a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Look. If ANYBODY is an eternal life force that never ages, it's clearly The Mouth of the South, Jimmy Hart.

Don't believe me? Go back and watch WWF tapes from the 1980s. Then go watch Hulk Hogans return to WWE from a few months ago.

Hogan has aged like milk, while Jimmy Hart looks like he's maybe 3 days older.